That Paris Hilton, she sure knows how to pick them. 'Them' of course, referring to blokes whose sperm seems to either send women a bit mental or completely dead.
Just yesterday we were telling you about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline cosying up in a Las Vegas nightclub, but it seems like Paris wasn't done there, as it's transpired that she then went out the very next night and did exactly the same thing to Larry Birkhead, the last man on Earth to knock Anna Nicole Smith up before she died. We're not sure if chatting to odd, semi-famous men is going to be Paris Hilton's hot new trend for 2008 or not yet, but hopefully it is, because at this rate it won't be long before she's seen out with Trevor, the fictional Scottish wife-beater husband of Little Mo from EastEnders. And that would just be adorable.
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a long rivalry that includes everything from alleged phone-hacking to the brutal allocation of invisible bruises. But now it seems as though Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have decided to team up in an effort to get themselves romantically involved with every single man on the planet before the end of 2008.
Lindsay Lohan's already cracking on with the task in Europe, snogging all of Italy at a party at the weekend. And Paris Hilton is just as eager, although her tactic varies a little. She's taking on the American men first, and seems to be using a list starting with the least desirable and working her way up.
Yesterday we reported the horrific Paris Hilton/ Kevin Federline union that lasted for two nights at the arse-end of this year and now it seems that Paris has stumbled across another man famous for having sex with slightly deranged women. It's Larry Birkhead, the man who had sex with Anna Nicole Smith and got her pregnant a few months before she died. According to the Daily Mail, Hilton and Birkhead were seen in the middle of an 'intimate chat' which definitely means that Paris Hilton and Larry Birkhead are absolutely, 100% doing it with each other all the time and probably right now.
Look, one picture of two people talking in a nightclub doesn't especially mean that anything romantic is going on between them - not when there's a far more logical explanation available. You see, Paris Hilton recently lost most of her billion-dollar inheritance when her grandfather decided to give 97% of it to charity. And Larry Birkhead's daughter Dannielynn might eventually be the recipient of the $474 million that Anna Nicole Smith was fighting for from her marriage to that old rich bloke. Yes? You're starting to get it?
It means that Paris Hilton wants to be Dannielynn's granddaughter. Obviously.
Just yesterday we were telling you about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline cosying up in a Las Vegas nightclub, but it seems like Paris wasn't done there, as it's transpired that she then went out the very next night and did exactly the same thing to Larry Birkhead, the last man on Earth to knock Anna Nicole Smith up before she died. We're not sure if chatting to odd, semi-famous men is going to be Paris Hilton's hot new trend for 2008 or not yet, but hopefully it is, because at this rate it won't be long before she's seen out with Trevor, the fictional Scottish wife-beater husband of Little Mo from EastEnders. And that would just be adorable.
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have a long rivalry that includes everything from alleged phone-hacking to the brutal allocation of invisible bruises. But now it seems as though Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have decided to team up in an effort to get themselves romantically involved with every single man on the planet before the end of 2008.
Lindsay Lohan's already cracking on with the task in Europe, snogging all of Italy at a party at the weekend. And Paris Hilton is just as eager, although her tactic varies a little. She's taking on the American men first, and seems to be using a list starting with the least desirable and working her way up.
Yesterday we reported the horrific Paris Hilton/ Kevin Federline union that lasted for two nights at the arse-end of this year and now it seems that Paris has stumbled across another man famous for having sex with slightly deranged women. It's Larry Birkhead, the man who had sex with Anna Nicole Smith and got her pregnant a few months before she died. According to the Daily Mail, Hilton and Birkhead were seen in the middle of an 'intimate chat' which definitely means that Paris Hilton and Larry Birkhead are absolutely, 100% doing it with each other all the time and probably right now.
Look, one picture of two people talking in a nightclub doesn't especially mean that anything romantic is going on between them - not when there's a far more logical explanation available. You see, Paris Hilton recently lost most of her billion-dollar inheritance when her grandfather decided to give 97% of it to charity. And Larry Birkhead's daughter Dannielynn might eventually be the recipient of the $474 million that Anna Nicole Smith was fighting for from her marriage to that old rich bloke. Yes? You're starting to get it?
It means that Paris Hilton wants to be Dannielynn's granddaughter. Obviously.
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