Paris, France - "Free Moustache Rides" - A large banner proclaims a special treat for all visitors at this Paris hotspot.In an effort to boost sagging popularity, a Paris Hilton publicist announced an offer of 'free moustache rides' to anyone visiting. The aging Paris Hilton has fallen out of favor due to the popularity of other Paris mainstays such as, Disney World, Cheese World, and Ripe Armpit World.Hilton stalwarts have promised the moustache rides to be a fun experience with plenty of thrills, and as always when visiting Paris....A free vaccination for genital herpes!Billed as the Paris Hilton Ultimate Sushi Experience, the ride will take about 15 minutes and will be manned by special attendants from Sea World.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Paris Hilton Offers Free Moustache Rides!
Paris, France - "Free Moustache Rides" - A large banner proclaims a special treat for all visitors at this Paris hotspot.In an effort to boost sagging popularity, a Paris Hilton publicist announced an offer of 'free moustache rides' to anyone visiting. The aging Paris Hilton has fallen out of favor due to the popularity of other Paris mainstays such as, Disney World, Cheese World, and Ripe Armpit World.Hilton stalwarts have promised the moustache rides to be a fun experience with plenty of thrills, and as always when visiting Paris....A free vaccination for genital herpes!Billed as the Paris Hilton Ultimate Sushi Experience, the ride will take about 15 minutes and will be manned by special attendants from Sea World.
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