Sex with Paris Hilton is Better the More You Pay for it

LAwhore - Research has shown that the richer a girl is or the more you spend on a hooker the more pleasure you are likely to experience when having sex. In a study conducted by the Punjabi Institute of Technology (Puntech), researchers observed brain activity in the medial orbitofrontal cortex, an area of the brain that's responsible for perceptions of pleasure of 21 vounteers. They were charged various amounts of money between 1 rupee and 1000 rupees to be allowed to masturbate whilst watching the new Paris Hilton Sex Tape that is available exclusively on Sony's Blu Ray format. The results indicate that the more you spend on Paris Hilton the more pleasure you gain from the screwing her."When we charged our volunteers only a single rupee many of them were unable to gain an erection and complained of the grainy quality of the film, none of the volunteers was able to reach orgasm, in contrast the more we charged not only did our volunteers believe the experience to be more stimulating they also rated both the content and quality of the tape as being better, when we charged 1000 rupees our volunteers achieved multiple orgasms and there was a lot of mess to clear up, because of that we turned down an offer of 1 lak" said researcher Baba Sanjay Siva.When Paris was told of the results she apparently exclaimed "So thats how that Eurotrash Victoria Beckham gets that soccer player to sleep with her, she charges him lots of money" The research can also goes some way to explain Paris Hilton's voyeuristic tendencies. Showing her vagina and performing in sex videos went a long way towards the girl losing her inheritance, you could say she spent $100 million just to show us her pussy.