Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Paris Hilton Goes Off In A Slurred, Curse-Filled Rant At LA Night Club


We take a short break from our Paris Hilton ban to bring you this little gem. In case there was any doubt as to why Paris Hilton was cut off from the majority of Barron Hilton's $2.3 billion fortune, let us put your minds at ease. After copping out of a Rwanda charity gig in October, Paris is not exactly out cuddling orphans here in the U.S., either. Nope, she's out and about, and spent Sunday night cussing up a slurred storm at LAX nightclub in Los Angeles.(The uncensored version is after the jump.)Her new saying - after coining the term "that's hot" a couple of years ago - is now "suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, shit it, cum on it!"I remember talk show host Ellen Degeneres asking Paris Hilton what the new saying was, quipping that whatever Paris' new slogan is, Ellen wants to start using it. But I doubt Ellen is going to be saying that on her show anytime soon!In a garbled rant, Paris got on the mike at LAX Sunday night, and said, "By the way, uh, it's Sunday fucking night...D.J. AM is here, the shit...he fucking rocks...LAX is the best fucking place to go, Sunday night is my music night. Everyone in here is rocking their fucking balls off."I love it. Suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, shit it, cum on it!"So let's all party our nuts off, because this is the best crowd...fuck the Hollywood crowd...I love you, and there's so many hot girls and boys here, that I want to fuck you all. I love you guys."What a classy heiress ex-heiress.

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